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I'm going to eat it now.
Now, it's started, Kuss.
Today, we have a guest again.
Let me introduce you.
Misaki Soezimax, please!
I'm Makaki Soezimax!
Speaking of Soezimax...
It's you again, Ijiri-san.
He's one of the three people who made the DVD for my 25th anniversary.
You came here last time, too, Rei-chan.
At that time, Soezimax told me to watch the show.
I knew you had a channel, but...
I got a message from one of my fans.
Ijiri-san said, "I'm putting out Soezimax's name."
I thought I should go and watch it right away.
I was wondering where it was.
When I saw it...
I thought it was coming out!
I was so moved that I DMed Kusuu-san.
I got a DM from Kusuu-san.
Most of them were fraudulent emails.
You're the only one who got a correct email from Soezimax.
I'm glad.
95% of my channel is male-only.
I didn't get a single email from a woman.
I was like, "Really?!"
You said it was a fake account.
How many years have you known Misaki Soezimax?
How many years was it?
I think I was 21 or 20.
It was released in 2013.
I think it was summer of the previous year.
19 years old.
I'm 27 years old now.
Right? It was released in 1993, right?
Yes.
It was the last song released in 2013.
I think I was 19 or 20.
It's been seven years, hasn't it?
It's been seven years.
It's been a long time.
I'm an adult now!
I didn't know you were that old, Ijiri-san.
You're standing up.
I was surprised.
I'm an adult now.
Soezimax, you've really grown up, haven't you?
I've grown up.
I'm 27 years old now.
I've grown up.
That's true.
I became an entertainer at the age of 27 and developed my tongue at the age of 27.
I remember you licking my lip cream a lot.
Did you do it, too?
I didn't do it on TV.
I didn't do it on TV, but Hori did it.
Oh, it's a show.
In the show, you picked up my bag in the dressing room.
What do you mean?
There was a reaction novel in my bag at the time.
The protagonist of the novel was you.
I remember that.
I remember that, but I licked your lip cream.
Did you lick my lip cream?
Yes, I did.
I'm the only one who licked your lip cream.
I'm sorry.
I've become an adult again.
I'm wearing it with the image of that time.
That's right.
What kind of character should I be today?
I was asked to do a committee.
I was told to speak like Danmitsu-san of the main family.
I couldn't speak much.
Is this normal?
This is normal.
That's why I told the manager earlier.
Which one should I go with today?
How is it?
Can I say it initially?
Ennis.
Is this okay?
Yes.
Ennis.
Is this okay?
This is it.
Actually, I couldn't help it because I wanted to speak.
I see.
I'm glad.
I'm like this.
I have a DVD in my warehouse.
Seven years ago, I didn't look for where I went in my room.
I came a little earlier today and looked back at it in the dressing room.
You didn't look back at it yourself, did you?
But I kept it in my TV diner's CD rack.
But you didn't put it out, did you?
I didn't put it out.
Did you look at it once?
I saw it once.
I saw it at the time, but I don't remember it.
Right?
I saw it when it was just made at the time.
Maybe I saw it when it was just made at the time and unsealed it again.
I saw it today.
Did you see it?
From 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's not something you can see at 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
I thought it was so erotic.
It's terrible.
I saw it a lot.
I made my debut when I was in middle school.
When I was a high school student, gravure itself was at the level of a photo session, so it was the first time in the world for me to be called "komitsu" when I was 19 years old.
So the dvd is not so much ... It's the second one.
Really? I just saw it at 12 o'clock today, but I'm already a veteran!
The second one is a veteran's dignified expression, dignified pose, and acting. I don't remember it at all!
Once again, for those of you who are watching this, I would like you to take a look at it.
It's just a little bit of running earlier. Do you know the title you're looking at?
Yes. What? "Ah, it's already like that." That's right!
By separating this, my imagination has increased a little.
"Ah, it's already like that." Look at me! I'm in the opening! I'm in the opening!
Wow! That's amazing! You're a director, but you're in it!
What did I do! All of this is in front of me!
I'm a patient who comes to Misaki Soejima's "hypnosis counselor" .
Oh, you're a patient.
Misaki said, "I'll give you a hypnosis." Can't I do hypnosis?
Can you do it?
Now, here's the problem. Do you remember?
What did you use for hypnosis and tools?
Wait a minute! It should have been weird!
Yes, yes, yes! It was weird, but...
To put it bluntly, it's a really old time, early Showa era.
I put a light bulb on the thread and made you sleep like this.
What did you put on this thread and make me sleep with it?
It's folk art.
But why is it like this?
It's often sold at souvenir shops.
Doll?
"Oshi" in three letters.
From here?
It's easy to cut it.
Kokeshi
That's right!
Correct!
Kokeshi futsuden
"Kokeshi" this "kokeshi" this "kokeshi" this "kokeshi"
You're doing it all wrong!
I fall asleep.
There are many patterns from here.
After Soejima-sensei made me sleep with "kokeshi",
all my delusions in my dream spread out and I finally woke up.
The delusions were so amazing!
After this, it was hot in the summer in Minka.
I remember it well.
Do you remember what you ate on Engawa?
Watermelon.
That's right!
It made me sweat.
It made me sweaty.
But you wore a beautiful kimono, didn't you?
That's right.
Do you remember wearing a kimono?
You ate watermelon there and were sweating in Engawa.
Someone came to the entrance and said "tonton".
It's me.
What job did I come for?
Table tennis?
No!
What is it?
Is it such a strange job?
It's a home delivery.
Did you come for home delivery?
I can't think of it at all.
You go for home delivery of underwear.
You come for home delivery of underwear.
You usually refuse it.
You say it's okay and give it to her.
I don't remember it like this.
You give out a lot of ribbons.
I only give out three ribbons.
Then you should remember it.
You give out one ribbon out of three.
You give out dozens of ribbons like Toda-neechan, so you don't know it.
You give out three ribbons.
You come for home delivery of underwear.
I put a strong lingerie on the table.
Then you say it's no good for you.
I ask you what you want.
You say it's like this.
You take off your Japanese clothes there.
Isn't it terrible?
After that, I asked you if there was anyone you wanted to shoot in this Japanese room.
You said it was limited in this Japanese room.
There was only a wardrobe.
You gave me a wardrobe like this and attacked me from behind.
Do you remember it?
Next, I went to a hot spring in Shizuoka called Amagiso, which was a location for a movie called "Terumae Romae".
When I got off the inn, there was a waterfall.
Do you remember the waterfall?
You were in the hot spring bath.
I only corrected my voice.
You said, "No, why are you coming in?"
I see.
You said, "It's because I'm engaged in love only with my voice."
That's amazing.
I don't know what happened after that.
You said, "I'm sorry I didn't know."
I was surprised, so I'll wash my back for you.
That's good.
What's with that situation?
That's good.
I wasn't the only one who stayed.
You were staying at the inn.
I was on my day off.
You were doing a prank on Toda Rei-chan, weren't you?
A prank?
A prank for waking up early in the morning.
Didn't you do it?
I did.
You did, didn't you?
But I only remember what you did.
I woke up early in the morning and did a prank and filmed it.
Toda Rei-chan's butt is sold, but Soezimax Misaki- chan has a lot of shots in the back.
Rotten Bull.
Is there a shot that Misaki-chan left behind in Rotten Bull?
I don't think so. There's nothing left.
If you don't mind me asking you a question.
Misaki-chan, do you remember going to the hot spring with your butt down like this?
I remember that.
Do you remember?
I just turned my butt towards the camera like this.
That's right!
You turned your butt towards the camera and hugged it.
You hugged it and told me to come closer.
There's a scene I wanted to shoot the most in Soezimax Misaki-chan's DVD.
How do you cook this magnificent waterfall?
You have to use this scene in Rotten Bull, don't you?
Can you stand up?
When you stand up, there's a waterfall right here.
I remember!
Do you remember?
A magnificent waterfall is flowing from here.
That's what you wanted to shoot.
I don't think anyone has shot this scene in the gravure idol history.
A magnificent waterfall...
This is what it's like to use a waterfall.
That's amazing.
A magnificent waterfall is a goddess.
That's amazing.
What do you think of this scene, Misaki-chan?
I remember shooting this scene with a big laugh.
I watch a lot of people's DVDs.
I studied a lot and watched a lot of people's DVDs.
But I don't have that scene.
I'm the only one who doesn't have that scene.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
A magnificent waterfall is flowing like this.
You remembered the waterfall well there.
Wow!
That's amazing!
After this...
I'm sorry to say this, but...
A bad trip with the director.
What is that?
After a trip with the director and a hot spring...
There's a TV program called "Okada Camera" on the top left.
Okada Camera...
I only shot that scene with Misaki-chan.
I'm an amateur.
When I worked with professional cameramen...
When Mr. Nijiri asked me to shoot this model...
He often said, "It will be a great erotic that we professionals can't think of."
After all, Okada's camera is insanely erotic.
When I was asked to shoot it, I wasn't wearing anything red.
Nijiri Ran.
I really turned over the futon and made it a little darker.
I turned it over and took it all the way out of the futon.
And I already had my eyes covered.
I turned it over and took it all the way out of Misaki- chan's free acting.
I can't see it anymore, so I don't know where it's being shot.
I don't know where it's being shot now.
An erotic video that can only be shot because you are an amateur.
At the end, it was terrible. I became unprotected.
I was in the dressing room talking to myself for the first time in a long time.
It's terrible.
The setting is too terrible.
It's terrible.
I was wearing fashionable clothes.
Do you remember my clothes?
Do you remember?
I got a call and it went well.
Oh, I remember!
Do you remember?
I got insurance money.
That's why I'm here.
We can finally be together.
Oh, you got insurance money.
I'll have you pour me coffee and I'll have you drink your favorite coffee.
What would you like?
Shinju.
It's terrible!
Oh, I remember it very well.
It's terrible.
It can't be yours.
I'll let you enjoy it until you can't breathe.
I took off my clothes erotically.
I thought I was going to die.
In a way, I was happy.
I took off the clothes of the woman I love.
I thought I was going to die.
It was even worse at the end.
What do you think?
I'm going to arrest you.
What is this?
Intruder!
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible.
Who came up with this idea?
It's not me.
As a comedian, it's not me.
It's terrible.
Because my acting was also like this.
You were an intruder, weren't you?
That's it.
There's a lot of it.
How long did you do it for?
Six hours.
Is that possible?
What?
Is that possible?
Six hours?
Is that possible?
It's about one hour and twenty-nine minutes.
Look back at it today and say it at the end.
It's terrible.
I didn't look at it myself.
There's something that's the same for three people, right?
I saw it.
You didn't look at me, did you?
I didn't look at you.
Look at it slowly.
For a week.
Look at it one by one.
I talked too much nostalgic stories. Let's summarize the story of the current creator in about 43 seconds with Kaito Man.
It's been such a long time. What kind of thing has changed now? You quit gravure once, didn't you?
I quit it once. I can't put it in as a character called Komitsu for a long time, and I thought I couldn't hold it anymore, but I'm a character who talks like this.
So I thought I'd clean it up once, quit it once, get away, and become free. I haven't really been active for a while.
From there, I got the story of the stage, and from there it gradually came back, and now I'm walking alone as Komitsu again, so I can't be noticed.
When I say, "I'm Soejima Miseki," 50% of people say, "Are you Danmitsu?" 50% of people say, "Are you Komitsu?" 40% of people say, "Are you Soejima?"
I was so sad about it myself. So now I want to act as Soejima Miseki.
Soejima Miseki is a name that matches your face and name. Once again.
It was a stage performance until yesterday, but even then, when I entered the rehearsal room, I was told, "You're Komitsu, aren't you?" I thought it would be like that.
I'm happy you know me, but I think it's complicated.
A name called Soejima Miseki and a name called Komitsu...
If you didn't know either of them, you'd be sad.
But I'm happy that you said, "You're Komitsu, aren't you?" Because that's how it came out in the media.
My name hasn't come up yet, but I'm a tongue person.
That's what people say.
But I'm happy.
I'm a tongue person.
I'm Misaki Soezim, a former Komitsu member.
I'm glad to hear that.
One of my names has come up.
Is there an agency that does gravure activities?
I'm the only person in the agency who does gravure activities.
Are you the only one?
I'm the only one.
That's amazing.
I just talked a lot.
If you come again and do gravure activities, is it okay for you to wear a swimsuit?
It's okay at all.
Is it okay?
I'm glad you said it.
It's okay!
Is it okay?
Are you serious?
Is it okay?
How about doing gravure activities next time?
I'm back as a director for the first time in a while.
Isn't it your turn as a camera man?
Do you want me to do it?
I'd like to see it.
I'll make a promise.
But is the agency okay?
It's okay, right?
It's okay because you're here.
Is it okay because you're here?
It's okay.
Have you ever taken a picture of your swimsuit on this channel?
That's right.
It's my first time doing a gravure activity.
It's Misaki Soezim's first time.
Next time, my swimsuit will move.
It will move.
I hope you'll watch it.
Thank you for watching.